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So not only are they trying to submit comments that look real, but they’re trying to be insulting to the webmaster and other visitors as well.

Rude. :P

Then there’s stuff like: “Hello can I use some of the insight here in this entry if I link back to you?”

No. kthxbai.

Really, have to wonder why a “p3n!$ enlarger” site might have to use something I’ve posted. lol

Ahhhhh but, yes, thank you Akismet! :)

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: fbi.state-gov@live.com
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.

Attn: sir,

We believe that this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with you and Dr Usman Shamsudeen as regards to your payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the payment, which was awarded to them from the Dr Usman Shamsudeen, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don’t fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Offices only with the below information’s accordingly:

Dr Usman Shamsudeen
Email: drusman_shamsudeen31@yahoo.dk
TEL: +234- 702-542-8716

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn’t come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Dr Usman Shamsudeen office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the release of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Dr Usman Shamsudeen equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on there banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information’s which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don’t have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Dr Usman Shamsudeen. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

If you are in need of any more information’s in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your fund as stated. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

BEST REGARDS
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email: fbi.state-gov@live.com

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.

BEST REGARDS

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.

Ohhh, I love it.

Yeah, because the FBI always works “in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agency here in the United states of America” and because the FBI is very interested in seeing that I get *my* money, and because the FBI always emails and inquires about your health rather than busting down doors, AND because the FBI always uses a live.com email address… rofl!!

You Have One New Private Message.

To view your message, please download the form attached to this email and open it in a web browser.

Thank you, Pay,Pal.

And a file – PP-ACC.html – was attached.

There’s no virus in the file or anything like that but if you download it and run it, you’re presented with a contact form, of sorts:

So it looks pretty professional, but it’s running from your hard drive and if you fill out the form and submit it, it uses http://sosetephpone.com/tmp/bar-on.php or possibly http://sosetephpone.com/tmp/netsol-form.php to process. So if you send the form through, you’re sending all your info to those people – then you’re redirected to PayPal’s About Us page. (I did send the form through with false information telling them how much they sucked after removing the verification part of the code from the html so it would send through whatever I want. Otherwise, it tries to prompt you to enter in a valid pin, etc.)

Of course, we know from the email itself that this is NOT from PayPal. Remember, you can always tell right away because PayPal will ALWAYS ALWAYS address you as Dear First Name Last Name….

If you got this email, just spam it and/or delete it. And don’t fret, they don’t have your info already!

This has been another public service announcement, brought to you by the letters S, F, and the number 4.

Dear SBCGLOBAL ACCOUNT OWNER,

This message is from the Online Sbcglobal Team to all at^t account owners. We are currently upgrading on our web/data base and carrying out maintenances of all our Sbcglobal e-mail accounts due to error Atsb47658. in order to reduce the rate of spam mails. We are also deleting all unused at^t Account to create more space for new accounts.

To prevent your Account from being closed unnecessarily, you will have to update us with the following informations below in order to know that it’s a present used account and to also facilitate maintenance operation.

CONFIRM YOUR EMAIL IDENTITY BELOW :accountteam001@gmail.com
1.Full Email Address :::
2.password:::
3.age/country:::
4.date of birth:::
5.First name/Last name:::
Warning Code:VX2G99AAJ

Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his or her
account within Seven days of receiving this warning will
lose his or her account permanently.
Warning Code:VX2G99AAJ

Sbcglobal(at^t).DatatBase Centre
Thanks For Using the SBCGLOBAL.

There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t know where to begin! Let’s start with the Gmail address! Do you think that if ATT really needed me to reply with some info that they’d use a Gmail address!!?!?!?! Say it with me: roflmfbo!!!

And I love how they say they’re deleting accounts to make room for new accounts!

They’re not to subtil either, they’ve really gone to harrassing me, I’ve gotten this email and others that are very similar about 6 times in a matter of 3 days. Here’s another one:

Account Department!

SBCGLOBAL WEBMASTER COMMUNICATIONS

Upgrade/Maintenance All webmail Accounts Holders

We regret to announce to you that we will be making some system maintenance on our sbcglobal.net Web mail account. During this process you might have login problems in signing into your sbcglobal.net Web mail account, but to prevent this you have to confirm your account immediately after you receive this notification.

To confirm and to keep your sbcglobal.net web mail active during and after this process, please reply to this message with the below Web mail account information. Failure to do this might cause a permanent deactivation of your Web mail account from our data base to enable us create more spaces for the 2009 session.

Send your Web mail account for confirmation stating:

*sbcglobal.net Login ID:
* Password:
* Date of Birth:

Your account shall remain active after you have successfully confirmed your account details. We thank you for your prompt attention to this
notification.

Please understand that this is a security measure intended to help protect your Web mail account.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

SBCGLOBAL COMMUNICATIONS HELP DESK

—————————————————————-
This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.

Yeah because I’m THAT stupid I’m going to send them my password.

I love how that one has a signature stating the message was sent using IMP because everyone knows that ATT and Yahoo employ use of IMP that requires a sponsorship link.

The only other spam in my box right now states that if I don’t respond to the Nigerian money scam email, I am dead. Oooooh, lyke, I’m so scared ryght.

Oh, and “Thanks For Using the SBCGLOBAL.”

Dearest love,

How are you? I hope you are fine, My name is Miss Immaculate Kennedy, 23 years old, I am browsing today in the internet for a reliable person whom I will establish a very good relationship with before I come across your profile.It seems like some thing touches me, that’s the reason I have decided to contact you in this medium, I hope you are not upset and discouraged by my chemistry?.

Meanwhile, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to me showing me your opinion over this since we don’t know each other before so that l can give you my pictures for you to know whom l am.I believe we can move from there if i can rely on you.Remember the distance or colour does not matter in any sincere and honest relationship rather, love and good feelings matter a lot in life.

I am waiting for your reply as soon as you recieve this letter.

Yours sincerely,

Miss Immaculate

I had a strong urge to reply with “WTF” and had to fight it down.

It’s seriously, though, like what the heck is that!?

I can only figure they want you to end up at missimmaculate.com because that’s what I get when I Google but that website is… messed up. Very confusing and half the stuff doesn’t even work.

But I had a good laugh at the manner of language here and especially the ?. :)

that’s great. Havent ever seen such offer before. Cann’t believe it’s true. Click through the links below to check if this is nt a dream!

Well, anyway, here’s the whole thing. I mean, seriously!

Yeah, that’s not obvious!

I guess their reward is that they do find people who don’t have spam protection on their blogs but for anyone who has any kind of decent blogging system, you’d also think that default settings would block that comment… you know, like the allowed links in WordPress’s options.

So I just feel like… duh… here.