This year July has 5 fridays 5 saturdays and 5 Sundays. This apparently happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So send this on and money will arrive in 5 days. Based on chinese feng shui the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year…

1. This will happen again in 2016.*
b. Funny, I didn’t know they had email 823 years ago…

* not to mention it will happen any time a month with 31 days starts with the first day on a Friday… just sayin’

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: fbi.state-gov@live.com
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.

Attn: sir,

We believe that this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with you and Dr Usman Shamsudeen as regards to your payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the payment, which was awarded to them from the Dr Usman Shamsudeen, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don’t fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Offices only with the below information’s accordingly:

Dr Usman Shamsudeen
Email: drusman_shamsudeen31@yahoo.dk
TEL: +234- 702-542-8716

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn’t come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Dr Usman Shamsudeen office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the release of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Dr Usman Shamsudeen equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on there banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information’s which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don’t have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Dr Usman Shamsudeen. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

If you are in need of any more information’s in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your fund as stated. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

BEST REGARDS
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email: fbi.state-gov@live.com

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.

BEST REGARDS

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.

Ohhh, I love it.

Yeah, because the FBI always works “in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agency here in the United states of America” and because the FBI is very interested in seeing that I get *my* money, and because the FBI always emails and inquires about your health rather than busting down doors, AND because the FBI always uses a live.com email address… rofl!!

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There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t know where to begin! Let’s start with the Gmail address! Do you think that if ATT really needed me to reply with some info that they’d use a Gmail address!!?!?!?! Say it with me: roflmfbo!!!

And I love how they say they’re deleting accounts to make room for new accounts!

They’re not to subtil either, they’ve really gone to harrassing me, I’ve gotten this email and others that are very similar about 6 times in a matter of 3 days. Here’s another one:

Account Department!

SBCGLOBAL WEBMASTER COMMUNICATIONS

Upgrade/Maintenance All webmail Accounts Holders

We regret to announce to you that we will be making some system maintenance on our sbcglobal.net Web mail account. During this process you might have login problems in signing into your sbcglobal.net Web mail account, but to prevent this you have to confirm your account immediately after you receive this notification.

To confirm and to keep your sbcglobal.net web mail active during and after this process, please reply to this message with the below Web mail account information. Failure to do this might cause a permanent deactivation of your Web mail account from our data base to enable us create more spaces for the 2009 session.

Send your Web mail account for confirmation stating:

*sbcglobal.net Login ID:
* Password:
* Date of Birth:

Your account shall remain active after you have successfully confirmed your account details. We thank you for your prompt attention to this
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Please understand that this is a security measure intended to help protect your Web mail account.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

SBCGLOBAL COMMUNICATIONS HELP DESK

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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.

Yeah because I’m THAT stupid I’m going to send them my password.

I love how that one has a signature stating the message was sent using IMP because everyone knows that ATT and Yahoo employ use of IMP that requires a sponsorship link.

The only other spam in my box right now states that if I don’t respond to the Nigerian money scam email, I am dead. Oooooh, lyke, I’m so scared ryght.

Oh, and “Thanks For Using the SBCGLOBAL.”

Now I have to clear out the unneeded read messages, work on my other Gmail inbox, another inbox, and four other folders that stuff is filtered into. :P

Oh, and I have quite a few sites to upgrade and re-do and catch up on… My work is never done! :)

Case in point, I just got this email:

Now you know “the rest of the story”… Unfortunately the damage has been done.

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This is unbelievable

Be sure and watch this video which was not allowed in America .

This video shows that George Bush tried to warn Congress in 2002 that this economic crisis was coming, if something was not done. But congress refused to listen, along with Barney Franks. This video says it all.

Also that the liberal AMERICAN media did not want this video on You Tube, so they had Time Warner threaten a law suit (proprietary rights) if it was not taken off.

This link is of the same video but is routed through Canada . Everyone in America needs to see this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMnSp4qEXNM&NR=1

Can you already see how laughable that is? I’m not even talking about the merits of the video…. I mean, whatever. I’m just looking at the email itself. Whoever first wrote this claims that the video is “not allowed” in America (therefore censored), even though it obviously came from American station Fox News. (Don’t let the blue bar at the top fool you, that was added later by the person who uploaded the video.)

They also claim that the link is “routed through Canada” (what the heck?) but it’s clearly just another YouTube link that does nothing but take you to the video.

The email claims that “the American liberal media did not want this video on You Tube, so they had Time Warner threaten a law suit (proprietary rights) if it was not taken off.” Now, I could be wrong about this, but from what I can tell Fox News is owned by Fox Entertainment Group which is a subsidiary of News Corporation which has its roots in, I believe, Australia. From what I can tell, they have no connection to Time Warner, especially not in the way to make Time Warner the owner of the copyright on the video. Looks like Time Warner owns AOL, New Line Cinema, Time Inc., HBO, Turner Broadcasting System, The CW, UBU Productions, Warner Bros. Entertainment, Cartoon Network, CNN, DC Comics, Mohawk Productions, and more… but, gasp, no Fox News! Therefore, Time Warner would have no rights to bring forth a lawsuit about some video from Fox News being on YouTube! Not to mention, even if I’m wrong and they do own copyright, all they have to do is serve a DMCA and YouTube will automatically yank the video, no lawsuit needed.

Heh, I wouldn’t be surprised if the person who started the email was the same one that uploaded his video and is purposely trying to scare people into watching some big conspiracy just for his YouTube views/ratings.

I know these are small potatoes, but it’s been really bad lately. I’ve been getting tons of emails like this. Of course, I never forward them, I always check them out, and I sometimes respond with proper information. Also recently I’ve received one that said if you are ever being held up at the ATM, enter your pin in backwards and it will call the police (omg!!11!!1!!). Not. True. Apparently some dude tried to pass a law like that but it was deemed non-effective. (Try thinking of your pin backwards when you’re under stress, at gunpoint, or knife point, or whatever. Yeah, can you even remember your pin forwards? Not to mention by the time the cops get there, he’s either gone or you’re dead or both.) And it took me all of 2 seconds to find this out on Google. Then there was the heartwarming story I got about the mother tiger who lost all her baby tigers and was in depression so the zoo found some motherless pigs, put them in baby tiger fur and miraculously, the mother tiger nursed them! That one turned out to be real as far as the photos went, but fake in that it was just some gimic by a Southeast-area Asian zoo! A form of entertainment.

Now I love the people that forward me this stuff. I really do. Most are family. I just wish that they would stop a second and run a search on whatever it is. Any phrase plus “Snopes” will do it! Then if it’s incorrect, don’t pass it on!

Oh, well. I could have griped about this tonight or you could listen to me rant about Craigslist people again who don’t listen and keep emailing us saying, “I’m interested in xxx call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx” when our listing clearly states NOT to do that, that we can tell you anything you need to know via email. (Steve does not have the time to sit and return all these phone calls and start getting in a phone tag game with these people who are probably just going to try and scam him anyway. After all, he’d rather spend his precious few hours between work and/or school or tutoring and bed time with his family, ya know?)

Yesterday I listed my SLR camera on Craigslist. Since I have a dSLR now and the fact that I haven’t shot much film since 2004 anyway, Steve insists I try to sell it (even though I don’t want to). Anyway, within hours, I had an email from someone who was asking if it was still for sale, that it would make a great Christmas gift. Nothing about the email was suspicious, or the emails following where we discussed payment and shipping, etc.

Some might say the whole idea of shipping things with Craigslist is strange, but I actually live an hour away from the area I “subscribe” to with Craigslist, so I don’t have a problem shipping things. I always mention that I can meet the people in such-and-such areas or ship but since I often get responses from people who are on the North end of the area and I on the South end, if the item’s shippable, I assume that’s what’s gonna happen.

So the guy ends up telling me that it will be a gift for his son who’s away in college that I ship it there. I really don’t think anything of it because, again, it’s Christmastime and there was nothing red-flaggy about the emails.

But when I got the payment email this morning, I knew right away it was a scam. How?

– He “paid” me for $200 when I was asking $125 for the camera and a max of $12 for shipping.

Anytime someone sends you more money than what you are asking for, it’s a scam. I’ve never heard of this NOT being a scam.
A friend of mine who I do her website and she breeds dogs recently had this happen. Actually, I just called to verify and they’ve had it happen in excess of nine times now. Of course, it was only the first guy that got the farthest, the others were nipped in the bud right away. But basically, someone sent them a check for more than twice the cost of the dog and shipping and they were supposed to cash the check (which turned out to be a legitimate check, stolen from an airline) and give the difference to the courier who was supposedly coming to pick up the dog. Of course, if it all went to the scammer’s plan, they would have lost the dog and been out all the money when the check came back bad.

If someone sends you a check/cashier’s check/money order for than what you’re asking for and what has been agreed upon, report it right away. If the check looks legitimate, call the company or person on the check and verify. That’s how my friends found out the check was stolen, and the airline was very happy to hear where it ended up. If it comes from PayPal and it’s really in your account, report it to PayPal immediately.

– The email didn’t address me by name, it said dear [email address]

PayPal will ALWAYS address you by name. Never “dear member” or “dear anything else” – ALWAYS by your name that you have on the account. The ONLY time I have received mail from PayPal that didn’t have my name on it was when I forwarded this spoof email to spoof@paypal.com and got a response that it was fraud and thanks for forwarding it. Then they responded with Dear name that appeared on my outgoing email, aka my company name.

So any time you get an email from “PayPal” that doesn’t address you by name, just delete it, it’s fake!

– The subject line of the email was non-PayPal-typical, every word was capitalized and it had misspellings and said it was a payment for an “auction.”

Proper PayPal emails actually spell things right and usually follow the same format that is to say, basically, “Notification of Payment Received from [name] [(email address)].”

– The email header image was not the one that PayPal uses for payment notifications.

This good:

(followed by solid blue line)

This bad:

– Email said it was from Service@paypal.com

Also a dead giveaway. The email claims to be from service@paypal.com but it’s actually from some address at mail2pal.com which is apparently a free email service much like Yahoo or Hotmail.

– Shipping address was:
Name: Kevin Innocent F.
Address: #26 Peter Okoye Street Uwani,
City: ENUGU,
State: ENUGU STATE,
Zip Code: 400001
Country: NIGERIA

Need I really say more?
Now I don’t know that that’s a real address or not (Engu is a real city, the capital) but, well, I feel sorry for those legitimate Nigerians ’cause those scammers really have ruined it for them. I am very wary of anything that claims to be from Nigeria. That’s just the way it is.

But let’s say I’ve fallen for the scam? And I do ship to Nigeria? Then not only have I lost any income, but I’ve lost the camera, AND I’ve spent a buttload of money in shipping. I have a friend who was a missionary to Nigeria and now is in Niger, trust me, it’s not cheap!

– Besides all that, the bottom of the email said:

This PayPal. payment has been deducted from the buyer’s account and has been “APPROVED”but will not be credited to your account until the shipment reference/tracking number is sent to us for shipment verification and this is done to secure both the buyer and the seller against any fraudulent activities. Below are the necessary information requested before your account will be credited. Send tracking number to us or email us through this Mail paypal_service@mail2pal.com our customer service care will attend to you. As soon as you send us the shipment’s tracking number the money will be credited to your account and this is done for security purposes and the safety of the buyer and the seller.

This payment is Approved but it will stand as payment pending until we receive the shipment reference/tracking number from you.

First off, not only can you note that that paragraph has bad grammar, spacing, punctuation, etc. Second, note the bad email address to you. And third, it’s their last ditch effort to get you to fall for it. Let’s say you’ve been iffy so far. You read this paragraph and go, oh, that’s why there’s no money in my PayPal account yet.

No, it will never be in your account! Real PayPal payment notifications say this on the bottom: “Have you lifted your withdrawal and receiving limits? Just log in to your PayPal account and click View Limits on the Account Overview page. Sincerely, PayPal” At least mine do. But even beyond that, the rest of the email is just clearly not legitimate. Here is the email I got alongside an actual one I received yesterday:

You’ll have to click to get the full images.
I’m sure if you really picked at it you’ll find more reasons the email is not legitimate. Also, sorry for the pixelation, but gotta have privacy. :)

So, anyway, just another reminder, be careful out there! They wouldn’t try to pull this crap if it wasn’t productive to them on some level. And always remember, don’t just click on links in emails claiming to be from PayPal, mouse over them and see what the link really is. But more importantly, just open a new browser window/tab and type in paypal.com.

And in conclusion for me, I’m not out anything. I wasn’t going to mail anything until the money was in my account completely from PayPal anyway.