I think this is one of the greatest pieces of spam I’ve ever gotten.

Dear SBCGLOBAL ACCOUNT OWNER,

This message is from the Online Sbcglobal Team to all at^t account owners. We are currently upgrading on our web/data base and carrying out maintenances of all our Sbcglobal e-mail accounts due to error Atsb47658. in order to reduce the rate of spam mails. We are also deleting all unused at^t Account to create more space for new accounts.

To prevent your Account from being closed unnecessarily, you will have to update us with the following informations below in order to know that it’s a present used account and to also facilitate maintenance operation.

CONFIRM YOUR EMAIL IDENTITY BELOW :accountteam001@gmail.com
1.Full Email Address :::
2.password:::
3.age/country:::
4.date of birth:::
5.First name/Last name:::
Warning Code:VX2G99AAJ

Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his or her
account within Seven days of receiving this warning will
lose his or her account permanently.
Warning Code:VX2G99AAJ

Sbcglobal(at^t).DatatBase Centre
Thanks For Using the SBCGLOBAL.

There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t know where to begin! Let’s start with the Gmail address! Do you think that if ATT really needed me to reply with some info that they’d use a Gmail address!!?!?!?! Say it with me: roflmfbo!!!

And I love how they say they’re deleting accounts to make room for new accounts!

They’re not to subtil either, they’ve really gone to harrassing me, I’ve gotten this email and others that are very similar about 6 times in a matter of 3 days. Here’s another one:

Account Department!

SBCGLOBAL WEBMASTER COMMUNICATIONS

Upgrade/Maintenance All webmail Accounts Holders

We regret to announce to you that we will be making some system maintenance on our sbcglobal.net Web mail account. During this process you might have login problems in signing into your sbcglobal.net Web mail account, but to prevent this you have to confirm your account immediately after you receive this notification.

To confirm and to keep your sbcglobal.net web mail active during and after this process, please reply to this message with the below Web mail account information. Failure to do this might cause a permanent deactivation of your Web mail account from our data base to enable us create more spaces for the 2009 session.

Send your Web mail account for confirmation stating:

*sbcglobal.net Login ID:
* Password:
* Date of Birth:

Your account shall remain active after you have successfully confirmed your account details. We thank you for your prompt attention to this
notification.

Please understand that this is a security measure intended to help protect your Web mail account.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

SBCGLOBAL COMMUNICATIONS HELP DESK

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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.

Yeah because I’m THAT stupid I’m going to send them my password.

I love how that one has a signature stating the message was sent using IMP because everyone knows that ATT and Yahoo employ use of IMP that requires a sponsorship link.

The only other spam in my box right now states that if I don’t respond to the Nigerian money scam email, I am dead. Oooooh, lyke, I’m so scared ryght.

Oh, and “Thanks For Using the SBCGLOBAL.”