It never ends, the laughter given to me by spam email. Yesterday I got this one:

Dearest love,

How are you? I hope you are fine, My name is Miss Immaculate Kennedy, 23 years old, I am browsing today in the internet for a reliable person whom I will establish a very good relationship with before I come across your profile.It seems like some thing touches me, that’s the reason I have decided to contact you in this medium, I hope you are not upset and discouraged by my chemistry?.

Meanwhile, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to me showing me your opinion over this since we don’t know each other before so that l can give you my pictures for you to know whom l am.I believe we can move from there if i can rely on you.Remember the distance or colour does not matter in any sincere and honest relationship rather, love and good feelings matter a lot in life.

I am waiting for your reply as soon as you recieve this letter.

Yours sincerely,

Miss Immaculate


I had a strong urge to reply with “WTF” and had to fight it down.

It’s seriously, though, like what the heck is that!?

I can only figure they want you to end up at missimmaculate.com because that’s what I get when I Google but that website is… messed up. Very confusing and half the stuff doesn’t even work.

But I had a good laugh at the manner of language here and especially the ?. :)