Oh. My. Gosh.

So we pulled out on the road and she came up behind us really fast. Steve was making a right on red and it wasn’t fast enough for her, so she started honking at us.

Tough guy that he is, he pulled out there and when she started to go around us in the left lane, he puts on his blinker and pretty much cuts her off. So she gets back into the right lane and speeds up. He does, too, but, of course, speeding, she passes us.

As she goes by, she flips us off! She had to be nearly 80 years old! Someone’s sweet old grandma, and she flips us off!

We just cracked up. I was laughing so hard and I’m on my cell phone, my mom’s going, “What? What? A little old lady flipped you off? What?!” If I hadn’t been talking on it, I woulda taken a picture of that wrinkled hand waving in the window.

I think she saw us cracking up and that pissed her off even more. So as we passed her – she was in the right hand turning lane and we were going straight – she flipped us off again!! As we drove by, there was the wrinkled hand again, waving in the window!

Steve was laughing so hard, his eyes were watering! :cute:

I decided she must be from Pasadena, you know, originally.

It’s the little old lady from Pasadena

The little old lady from Pasadena
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
But parked in a rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge

[Chorus:]
And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)
She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It’s the little old lady from Pasadena
If you see her on the street don’t try to choose her
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
You might drive a goer but you’ll never lose her
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
Well, she’s gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
‘Cause she can’t keep her foot off the accelerator

[Chorus]

[Musical Interlude]

(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
The guys come to race her for miles around
But she’ll give ‘em a length and then she’ll shut ‘em down

[Chorus]

Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go
Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go
Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go
Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go
Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go
Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go

© Jan & Dean