So E has this little book that plays music, my aunt gave it to him before he was born. On the back of this book it says that it is approved safe for ages 18 months and up.

Yeah right.

I mean, c’mon. When people write approved to be safe on things, they totally aren’t thinking of my kid. This is, if you remember, the kid who tears doors off of walls. Yes, he’s not even two yet.

Oops, he did it again.

The last time, it was funny. Steve fixed the door but instead of one inch screws, he put in something like two and a half inches. Yes, E was still able to get those coming out of the door. He just keeps pushing and pushing on it against his baby gate until the screws start coming out.

So now, his door won’t shut all the way… I can hardly get it to stay closed at all. And if it won’t stay closed, the kid refuses to go to sleep.

So Steve pulls his dresser close enough to the door in the hopes that we could pull it closed with the doorknob but Shortie wouldn’t be able to because his fingers wouldn’t fit in the space between the door and the dresser as the door moves by it. E musta moved the dresser back or something because after a few tries, he’s got it again…

Oy!